Today is the last day you can reblog this.
Y’all self conches about peenus veins? lol I’ll suck a blood clot out that mf like I’m Los Fellatu
Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence
i am terrified about what apollo may do with this post
tmrw is 1 and a monday....im getting my life together #girl
btw i didn't #girlloss
8/19/21 Avimimus
The gummies appreciate your kisses while their mama is away hunting
This Silverback Gorilla undergoing a medical procedure At The Miami Zoo
They did surgery on an ape
It's all quite simple, really. Ask me if I can understand a word in another language and if I can, I am a multilingual king, a genius among men, the very bridge between civilizations. If I cannot, then I am the dirt beneath even worms, a monolingual peon, nay, barely monolingual
My partner: Can you understand what this says?
Me: Can I? I Understand It At A Level You Simply Cannot Begin To Fathom. Babel Itself Trembles Before My Might, My Infinite Knowledge
Them: Neat! What about this?
Me: im just a lil guy, cmon, its my birthday, im a lil birthday boy
ah, to be a teen fish in ocean during the mid-late 2000’s chatting on water on my water, listening to water on water and watching mid 2000’s crab while eating algae…